Remember that time you woke up
With too many emotions on September 16,
Stunting your productivity and ceasing your will to live?
Remember that time you were frozen with fear
And too lethargic to leave your bed
Causing you to miss too many days of your meaningless corporate job?
Did you know that with a simple pill
You can live in the year 8000
Instead of the now?
Forget waiting around
To eventually be washed away
Faded and lost!
Forget being a victim
Of your psychopathology
Mental and behavioral disorders!
Instead, escape into the future world of
Unimaginable possibilities,
Efficiency and programming!
With a simple system update,
You, too, can experience tomorrowland
Advanced and robotic!
Introducing:
Emotional blunting!
A feeling sure to lead you… Into the hereafter!
Introducing:
A way to get away with no vacation time!
All of the distance with none of the displacement!
Transform into a new you,
Swallow a solidified fate,
And become your better metal self today!
(Be sure to ask your doctor
Before starting any of the following:
SSRIs! SNRIs! Antipsychotics! Tri- and tetra-cyclics!
May cause unwanted side effects:
Insomnia, nervousness, stiffness, removal of your heart, an increase in wiring
& a new cybernetic body casing
If you or a loved one experience any serious adverse reactions
Contact us to discuss our new cyborgization prototype
And take the next step to your maximized potential!)
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